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American Apparel can suck my left tit. I know I’m not supposed to say that, they’re right up there with Burt’s Bees and Bono as far as socially progressive darlings, but I don’t give a rat’s A. I’d rather buy 8 pairs of mink-covered Nikes than spend one dime in that piece of shit store. Let’s start with the obvious – the advertisements. There’s always some 15 year old girl splayed out on a bed or bent up against a brick wall, looking like she’s just been gang fucked in the ass or is in the midst of a heroin nod. And that’s if you can even see her face, which is almost always not. The head and shoulders are cropped out and the naughty bits are the focus, meaning all of Manhattan is covered by huge 100 by 100 foot billboards of ASS! and VAGINA! and TIT