George W. Bush Eating Souffle When Obama Called About Osama bin Laden
I’m posting this solely because the headline is awesome.
Posted: May 13, 2011 at 4:54 pm.
May 13
4:54 pm
Nov 4
3:40 pm
Kanye West is the Cassandra of our Troy
Here is my working theory of Kanye West: Many years ago, he won the love of some ancient god that no one believes in anymore. When he rejected the affections of this god, he was cursed. Though he would continue to find fame and fortune, he would also be unable to resist a very specific situation. Whenever people gathered together and there was some elephant in the room composed of bullshit that everyone was dutifully ignoring, West would be compelled to open his mouth and say something, and in a style that implies he was the only one who didn’t realize that it wasn’t socially acceptable to speak truth right at this moment. And despite his truth-saying abilities, he would be shunned. Whatever he said would be blown way out of proportion, as if t was the most hurtful thing ever. He would be forced to retreat to Twitter and wonder aloud why he’s cursed in just this way.
In other words, it’s like Cassandra’s curse, except instead of being gifted/cursed with prophecy, he would be gifted/cursed with cutting through the crap. As a side bonus, his words would have the ability to make the target feel like they’ve just faced the most cutting thing anyone’s said about them, even though that feeling is completely ridiculous.
Posted: November 4, 2010 at 3:40 pm.
Jul 28
2:34 pm
Jul 2
9:06 pm
Presidential scholars: Bush is the worst president of the modern era, bottom five of all time.
Posted: July 2, 2010 at 9:06 pm.
Sep 6
11:53 am
Deleting the Bush Personality Cult from history - Glenn Greenwald
I’m always amazed — even though I know I shouldn’t be — at people’s capacity simply to block out events, literally refuse to acknowledge them, when they are inconsistent with their desire to believe things.
Posted: September 6, 2009 at 11:53 am.
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